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| Once upon a time in a biology class far far away, taught a teacher named mr e----well, at least they all thought he was a teacher, because no one except his cat knew what he did during the night, while everyone else slept peacefully.
Mr E was a great biology teacher during the day, but at night he was naughty and went out to play. ;) Play, as in play the piano. (He was very good, but too shy to play around his students or the other teachers. So every night, poor Mr. E went to the next neigboorhood over and played on a scruffy old piano in a dimly lit bar, making the drunks and nighthawks feel just a little less depressed.) he had stopped playing your mom by then. Mr E and his cat were mighty fine friends i must say--they took bubble baths together and painted eachothers nails and performed surgery. One day while Mr. E was making a ham, tomato and peanut butter smoothie like he did everyday for breakfast, his fingers got stuck in the blender. He was rushed to the hospital, but it was hopeless. Three of his fingers were completely chopped off. How ever was he going to play the piano now?!
the answer to that question is indeed quite simple - mr E. had eight fingers on his left hand, so he could remain an excellent player. Now his other playing skills, that's a different story. It is a different story, for the adventures of Mr. E are numerous, and a mystery. However, do not let this discourage you...for with another day, comes another story....in fact, i've heard rumors that a new story is goign to be started on Victoria's Xanga...feel free to join (if i may speak for her). [END STORY NO. 1] | | |
| ooh so they were supposed to be your favorite lines, not just teh first ones.....ahh, tis no matter of mine
i am more concerned in my social experiment: so i start the story by saying a line...then the first commenter says the next sentence, second commenter continues wityh the 3rd sentence, and so on and so forth till i update again, at whcih i will write the last sentence, and put up the entire story on my xanga.
tu quieres try it? and if it works well, perhaps we'll move the game onto someone else's xanga, with a new story, or who knows....we'll see.....for now, i just wnat to know if it'll work so, the story:
1. once upon a time in a biology class far far away, taught a teacher named mr e----well, at least they all thought he was a teacher, because no one except his cat knew what he did during the night, while everyone else slept peacefully. | | |
| Step 1: Open up whatever MP3 program you use and add every song in your collection. Step 2: Put it on random. Step 3: Pick your favorite lines from the first 20 songs that play. Step 4: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from. Step 5: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly. Step 6: DON'T FUCKING GOOGLE THEM.
1. i've got a feeling called the blues since my baby said goodbye 2. something inside the cards i know is right, dont want to live somebody elses's life 3. he looked down into her brown eyes and said "say a prayer for me" she threw her arms around, whispered "god will keep us free" 4. meli meli hoardon (?) 5. love love love love love love love love love, there's nothing you can say that cant be done 6. sin ella, te dare, el amore que no has tenido, para vivir sufriendo 7. love i get so lost sometimes, days pass and this emptiness fills my heart 8. give it to me baby (uhuh uhuh) 9. they say that Richard Cory owns 1/2 of this whole town, with political connections to spread his wealth around 10. lively up yourself and don't be no drag 11. michelle, my belle, these are words that go togehter well 12.caminando por la calle yo te vi 13. no one ever thought this one would survive helpless child, gonna walk a drum beat behind 14. my little town, i grew up believing god keeps his eyes on us all 15.summertime, and the living is easy 16/ can you hear the drums fernando? i remember another starry night like this 17. well everybody's heard about this bird, bird is the word 18. i didnt take no shortcuts, i spent the money that i saved up 19. b bumble and the stingers, mott the hoople, ray charles singers, lonnie mack and twaning eddy, heres my ring were going steady 20. cabron cabron cabron cabron
well....ive always wante dto do that 
still, its not completely quite honest: i mean, i couldnt put up the hebrew songs becuase i wouldnt do them justice transliterating, and then theres thsi one from emma's world music cd called meli meli and i have no idea what theyre saying, and apparently neither does google
songs = mostly good, but i would have preferred mas variety to fully portray the contents of my musique....oh well, have i mentioned that ive switched the language of my ipod to spansih, as to learn the language better? now i know how to say playlist, shuffle and genre in the language of the spaniards | | |
| so are you guys ready for the week from hell?
this is the week where all the teachers go on test sprees, like you've won some prize, and you get to go around the shop with your cart, and they squeeze in as much as will possibly fit...and even then, it falls out on the way to the counter, there is so much
i know i was, at least, prepping for this week months in advance, and swearing to myself not to let it happen to me again....yet, it comes
Countdown: 1 more week to go! exactly!
The Test Orgy Situation (feel free to share your own! my site is officially known as The Place To Vent this week): wed: spanish test fri: bio test mon: ss test tues: math test wed: ss paper/"document" due over break: start science fair project with emma!!! write research paper, make posterboard, prepare presentation
Good Luck Everyone....im me if you need a pick-me-up or a pwning conversation | | |
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